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fukkkres:

when ur eating dinner at your friends house

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and their parents start arguing

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and you want to ask for the salt

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but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce

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(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

astrolocherry:

the mind is virgo’s dominant navigator, and they delight in walking through their mental playground, until it starts twisting into dark and dangerous. virgo tend to have a pensive expression and appear serious on most occasions, until they relax, then its hard to shut the conversation or the giggle up

(via pullmeintoyu)

officialfrenchtoast:

When something u were really excited about gets cancelled at the last minute

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(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

ameliacarina:

how do you say ‘please talk to me more i crave your company’ to someone without sounding like a creep

(via sparkly-doom)

vidarianvivisepulture:

vidarianvivisepulture:

vidarianvivisepulture:

Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?

Ask your mom.

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(Source: vidarianvivisepulture, via sparkly-doom)